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An incomplete list of Seahawks things to be thankful for

November 26, 2014

Most of the time, I write about baseball for this blog. Sometimes, I write about football, even though I haven’t done so in close to, or over, a year. It’s time to fix that, and what better time to talk about the team that has given all of us in the Seattle the most happiness than Thanksgiving?

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Reacting to some things that have happened lately in professional baseball

November 19, 2014

KFCIt’s the baseball offseason, and that means that baseball players that are not employed are signing contracts with new employers, and in some cases, baseball players that are employed are being traded for other baseball players on other baseball teams. Baseball things happening in the baseball offseason. Imagine that. Baseball. But you know that things have been happening, what you really need to know is how to feel about it. Don’t worry. I’m here for you. And if you disagree…well, please comment and we can debate like rational adults over our differences in opinion! On to my opinions. Read more…

Brett’s offseason how-to guide to attend the World Series in Seattle

November 6, 2014

KFCWe’ve reached the time of year where the Major League Baseball season concludes, which is of course celebrated with the San Francisco Giants raising the Bud Selig Is The Greatest Bro I Know trophy that I presume is what World Series winners get, as is now tradition in baseball. Now, we get to dream of a league that might not conclude with the Giants winning it all, even though that seems strange and foreign to the tens of hundreds of people that watch the World Series from year-to-year.

So, although it seems downright silly to think of another team winning the greatest prize in all of the baseball land, I’ve taken it upon myself to lay out a path that would allow the Seattle Mariners, who have never even competed in the deciding series of their sport, to dethrone the dastardly dynasty in the Bay Area. How will they do it? It’s quite simple, really.

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Baseball Has An Enthusiasm Problem

September 14, 2014

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Perhaps if he gave them $240 million they'd get excited?

Robinson Cano’s lack of excitement over last night’s game tying home run is an appropriate symbol for last night’s lacking Night Court enthusiasm from the Mariners fans despite a sellout crowd for a game with playoff implications.

Baseball’s problem isn’t sagging ratings, or diminished offense, or performance enhancing drugs, or excessive salaries, or lack of respect for sabermetrics, or new supposedly sissy rules like instant replay or plate collision bans or quick hooks for pitchers who throw at batters.

Baseball’s problem is that you go to a game and, more than ever before in history, the fan experience is boring as all mother fuck.

Baseball has always been a quiet game with occasional moments of excitement and terror, like tournament poker with bats and baseballs. But you need only go back to the early 90‘s to see footage of playoff games with a crowd on the edge of their seats and cheering for every pitch from the get go.

Last night, the Mariners threw down a blackout Night Court promotion for Felix Hernandez’s start against their fellow playoff contending rivals the Oakland A’s. The Mariners managed to sell out the stadium for the first time since this year’s home opener and we had high anticipation for a jacked up and electric crowd.

Instead we got an occasionally excited but Safeco-typical anemic crowd, many of which didn’t even bother donning the 35,000 black Night Court shirts given out at the gates. Read more…

Ray Rice, the fallacy of hero worship, and the invincibility of the bottom line

September 11, 2014
He never did own his actions

With two furious punches to his fiancee’s head inside an elevator, one of the NFL’s lauded heroes became its biggest monster

Ray Rice was for years one of my favorite famous people in sports, let alone one of my favorite players. He was, dating back to his Rutgers college days, a standup guy with a great public attitude and a work ethic and performance to match.

Then we found out he beat up his fiancee in a New Jersey casino elevator, and that changed immediately. You could see the dust from my fandom floating in the air after how fast my allegiances to Ray Rice disappeared.

See, because while I’m not so sure about how the rest of the nation sees domestic violence, me finding out a person I look up to just beat down their S.O. is for me a pretty quick dealbreaker. And never mind difficulty with sentiment. If I can walk away from everyone and everything I’ve ever known to come live in a place like Seattle (as I did 10 years ago), I should have no trouble reconciling a sudden and decisive end to my fandom for anyone or anything over a sordid discovery.

In fact, growing up in Vegas taught me that underneath the public facades that so many put up there is in many cases a giant self serving asshole who will step on whoever they need to and give zero fucks about what they’re doing wrong or who they’re hurting. And that’s just the random tourists: Both my folks as well as several friends worked in prominent Vegas Strip casinos and have met hundreds of celebrities from both sports and entertainment. While many were great people, many were total dickheads, some beyond the scope of reason and sanity (and no, I’m not naming names, but some of the bad ones include some of my childhood favorites and some of yours). I think merely by growing up in Vegas I had given up the notion of public figures being heroes by adulthood.

So it makes a little less sense to me than it does to others that we have any responsibility to protect Ray Rice from prosecution and other punishment to the fullest extent of the law. At the same time, I realize why the public and the NFL and the relevant governments are having a harder time with what should otherwise be a Judge Dredd style slam dunk decision. People for years looked up to Ray Rice as not just a football star, but one of the shining beacons of everything that was right about football, a great character guy and an example to the rest of us… before this. Read more…

Mariners Acquire Austin Jackson for Nick Franklin

July 31, 2014

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Well, the David Price sweepstakes is finally over, and the Mariners did not end up with the Rays’ ace left-hander. They were, however, involved in the deal that saw David Price get moved, as a part of a three-way deal that sends Price to the Tigers, and center fielder Austin Jackson to Seattle from Detroit. Tampa Bay will receive LHP Drew Smyly and SS Willy Adames from Detroit as well as IF Nick Franklin from Seattle.

I was reluctant to start writing this post, because I really thought there was a good chance someone else had to be in the deal. But, as Dave Cameron of Fangraphs pointed out, Price is worth a little less in prospects than his talent level suggests, considering he will be owed in the neighborhood of $20 million next season.After taking a closer look, though, this isn’t a bad haul for David Price.

Franklin has had a massive strikeout problem during his time in the major leagues, but that hasn’t really been the case in the minors. He has just 464 major league plate appearances, and is still just 23-years-old. He has plenty of time to develop into a league-average or better hitter, and that’s a valuable commodity at second base. Smyly is just 25-years old, and has three more years of team control after 2014. Smyly is about a 2.0 WAR starter now, with plenty of room for growth. Adames I know nothing about, but people like him, so hey, cool! It’s not that bad of a haul for a guy, in Price, that has never had a 5+ WAR season who is only under contract through 2015.

But you didn’t come here to read about those guys. You want to know what all the hubbub is about this Austin Jackson guy. Don’t worry, I’ve got you covered.

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Look at how good Brad Miller is playing!

June 23, 2014


Now with more frequent hard contact!

Now with more frequent hard contact!

When Brad Miller was in the middle of his absurdly long slump, I was looking for anything that indicated that change might be right around the corner. I found myself getting encouraged by hard line-outs on 3-2 pitches, or even any deep count that didn’t end in a strikeout. Any moment could be the moment he remembered that he was supposed to be pretty decent at hitting a baseball, and then do so for an extended period of time.

The final time I thought “this might be the turning point” came on May 27. Miller went 0-2 with two walks in that game. that performance raised his awful .473 OPS to a nearly-equally awful .476. I just didn’t want to believe that Miller could possibly be as bad as he had been to that point. This was a guy who had destroyed every level of the minors, was an above-average hitter while playing decent shortstop in the minors, and most importantly, a guy whose name differs from my own by just two letters. He just had to be good.

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